| Monday, August 13th, 2001 |
| 12:27 am |
today in the fewist words....here goes...good morning...gap!...nice ass!...home...computer...aim...talk to jordanna....aim....clean...potty....eat. ..shower....ross....tinas.....jordannas. ....singing on the way...half baked...holy shit this seat is going to be wet when i get up...jordanna"you have swamp ass!!".....The Kiss....disapointment....home...journal. .prob sleep..yse thank you..it was tuff but i think i got through it... quote"I got her machine. Her answering machine? No, no. Interestingly enough, her leaf-blower picked up." Current Mood:  cheerful |
| Sunday, August 12th, 2001 |
| 12:34 am |
well today too started off slow..me waking up...going online...yea know..the stuff i do every morning....then i said to my mother...hey mom..lets write that contract today for the garage cause robs leavin for a week tommorow...o thats right..my parents are making me write a contract that way they can sue me if i leave a drum stick on the floor...anyway...i called rob and joe..said hey fellas..come on over....and then i went up stairs to jossh and said..ok lets write the contract....and this was his answer "huh?"...so i expland what i was talking about and he started remembering and he said...why now..i said joe and rob are on there way over to his reply was "why them?" blah blah blah...my mother comnes down yelilng and screaming...to joe and rob might i add.."your never alowed in my house again...and you break stuff..yea...lots of stuff..and your not nice....and i dont break stuff at robs house" and so i screamed at her...and told her to go to her room....she sorta listened...then i told her after they left that she better apoligize to them...and she refused..so i said...thats it mom..im sick of your shit..next time your friends are hear...ill tell them to get there fat ass's out of my house cause they might break something...she didnt like that too much...and she started yelling louder then ever...so i said i cant take you...im leaving...she walked in her room..i went in mine...and started packin....to my suprise while i was tryin to leave my mom poped in my room crying that she didnt mean it and other shit so i felt sorry and said i excepted her apolige...and then i left for work...work was ok....chir was tryin extra hard to be a dick how ever....i showed him...i was in a good mood from yelling at my mom that i wasnt going to take anyshit from him....so he said hey brian lets go already..this bread has been sitting here for 5 minutes..i looked him stright in the eye and said no it hasnt chirs...they jsut got here 2 minutes ago..and he told me to shut my hole..so i said no...and he said hed kill me...yes its true...i am scared righ tnow....as i was walking away from him he was wispering to mike about something with a sledge hammer...o god..i almost peed....yet then i was still not taking crap from him..he came to the back of the store..yea know..my turff...and said...why the fuck isnt there any coffe cups ready..and i looked at him..lifted my hand...and pointed to all of them sitting in the back of the kitchen drying off...o boy was he mad....he said why are they there...and i told him cause no one brought them over here....and he turned all red and shit..it was pretty funny....then he left...i was happy...plus vic wasnt there..which was also good....i had some laughs with big mike and a few with nelson...o thats right...nelson took a 12 inch sausge and motioned the sex with robin...what a dream.....then i left work and meet up with ross jordanna joe and austin and tina...we drove back to joes house...had some marshmellows and such..a few good laughs....after the girls left..us men went to barnum woods...and brian soo got on the roof!!!!hahah...thats right..the roof...we walked around a bit...drove austin home..then we raced...a bmw z3 m series manule....it was great..they kicked our ass...and we were winning for about 3 seconds..then they caught up..and passed by a lot...i congradulated them on the race and told them that they did real good..and we laughed how we got beat so bad on the way to my house...and thats were i leave you..thank you my friends and good night...o yes...quote"You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!" in spirit of rob i have been talking to my very pretty good looking friend liz for sometime now...and she is real nice..and she loves me! Current Mood:  exhausted |
| Saturday, August 11th, 2001 |
| 1:14 am |
o yea...diane is cool and is soooo hot!!!!! |
| 1:13 am |
ok so i had some thoughts that i was dreaming about all night that i just had to get off my chest...for instance...why is a computer mouse a refrence to an animal...i mean like honestly..havent we tried to exceed our smarts and yet..we refer to out new technology as rodents...we dont call the hard drive a rabbit and such....i can see what they were talkin about when they said..hey..little white thing...with a string attached...looks like a mouse..but i see diffently...why didnt they call it a sperm or something..i mean like...it looks the like the same thing....at lest they should think of a complicated names like pointe selectorr....but hey..these are the people that we let run our country...i have also decided taht through all these years....i should have never had to put on a bike helmet....if i get hit by a car....id rather be dead...then to continue life in a weel chair druling all over my slef...it just dosnt make sense...what is a peice of fome going to do on my head..when i get hit in the leg? i dont think its goin to help me much..not to mention that threw out all my life i never had one that fit right...and my hair lady says i have the perfect shaped head...which means i have no idea what they were molding that shit from.....the fact that they make helmts for so many things now...like sky diving..what the fuck were they thinking..your free falling from 15 hundred feet in the air..and your helmet is going to help you? the first thing that it does is choke you on the way down..and if your lucky enough to get one that fits...youll be dead when you try to land on your feet...if that parachute dosnt open..your fucked....helmet or not..you are a dead son of a bitch....the only place a helmet is good is in like hockey or foot ball...speaking of foot ball..its one of the most scary things in the world...you see over grown men with no necks that are big and smelly...that smack eachother in the ass..when you go to a ladys basket ball game..you pray they hit eachother in the ass..lesbian action..nothin better....but why the guys?? cant we just shake hands..maybe a high five....even a hug..but a slap in the ass "go getem son...SLAP"..i just dont like it..its immoral and rediculs..compleat shannagins...speaking of being rediculs...have you ever noticed on a juice box...that it says insert straw here...i mean like..where else would yhou put it?...if you dont konw where to put a straw on a box drink..youshould shoot your slef in the head...everyone in the world..poor or not..has had a juice box at one point in there life...well..that was pretty much all that came up in my dream..soif you can think of any dumbshit..let me know Current Mood: accomplished |
| 12:22 am |
well today started off slow...me waking up...it started speeding up after that..but not by much...i played some diablo II...then some sc..o yes...bringin back star craft..me and rob played a gruling match against two computers...it was great..cause i did soo good...but then i decided to go to the apollo...i took a shower..or so i think..the funniest thing happened to me on the way to joes....i started second guessing my slef on weather i took a shower or not...and belive me..it was a tuff decison..i decided to split it...i did take a shower..but defently didnt use soap...or so i think...o well..ill just shower tommorow and start fresh..get it..whahaha....so we went to the apollo...and o god did we have a crazy waiter...ross asked for a bashvell..and the guy fliped...he even punched a wall...crazy kid....anyway..i guess he couldnt take us...so we got a new waitriss...and she was really nice...people kept pickin at my food..i dont like other people tuching my food...so remember...this is your warning..dont tuch my food...or ill flip...i then continued back to joes house...were i later left for home..due to my sisters birthday.....we had a nice dinner..i guess..i didnt eat much cause i had ate at the apollo..but then a weird thing happened..i got a tummy ach...and guess who i called about 30 seconds later...TINA...no ones better to talk to while shitting then tina....we went to joes house..and pretty much did nothin..sat out side for a bit then came in side...joe fell asleep..and we invited austin over....loho kept giving everyone oral so we sent her home early...we were all spent...sorry joe..you miss out when you sleep...then on my wonderful walk home to my happy house...tina screams out teh window...GET IN....so i do...then i realize that shes naked diking out with loho....i recived another round of oral...and they droped me off home tired...thats were i leave you now quote"They want me to close her down, run her out of town. How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?" Current Mood:  mischievous |
| Friday, August 10th, 2001 |
| 12:50 am |
well today was a little different then most days...my sister woke me up and said..please come to the airport with me to pick up john..so i said ok but you owe me breakfast...she agreed and we were off...we got lost on the way...then found our way and got there in no time...but on the way home we played a little joke...we called her boyfriend and said that we were almost at jfk..which was true cuase we got lost on the way home..and wound up at jfk ...and he got a little scared..cause we were supposed to pick john up at lagaruda...and then john called from his cell....and said..josh!!i just got in the livery car you sent for me....some big black guy said this was my car get in...and josh is like your a fukcking moran....i didnt send a car...get out of it..and john said he could and that he had to get off the phone or hed be killed....so josh got back on the phone with me and said...holy shit johns a dumb fuck..he just screwed us all..hes in some cab..im goin to llook for him....so i hung up with him cracking up...and i called him back 10 minutes later...and i told him..hey...josh...its a joke..john is in the back seat...and boy was he mad...cuase with in 10 minutes..he happend to get more then half way to the airport..which is a 45 minute ride!!!then i went for some breakfast with my sis and john...after that i got home showred and waited for mrs jackman to get here...however cause of the heat..she had car troble...and never came...so i said mom...lets go get jill a b day preasnt since her b day is tommorw...and my mother said...what would she like....i said..she wants a scanner..so we went to go get a scanner using rosses discount...how ever..with his discount...it was 112...but with out it..it cost 99??really makes you think...we bought 2 one for the house and one for her ....i stayed at work and watched ross get bitched around from some hick girl with blond hair...then we went to ciros....we got in the car and left for mirs house..to only stay there for like a hole 20 mintues...then we went to kick these kids ass..cause he told me he wanted me to lick his balls and i wasnt soo into that....we went to the house they were out..but they saw the size of me and decided it would be better to stay in..whahahahaha.....anyway..rosses car started gettin real hot..so he was getting scared and droped everyone off..and thats how my night ended...wait...thats right....i also showed my sisters friend the proper from of peeing in to a bush..hes a little slow and talks funny..but hey...we all need to pee....good night since my place of work is a pizza place..i thought this one fit well..since we all know how goo dpizza is quote "HoRoBLiNk281: k i will talk about the shit tina made in my bathroom!" Current Mood: jubilant |
| Wednesday, August 8th, 2001 |
| 11:49 pm |
all of a sudden ross is just tooo cool to hang out with the rest of us...well thats not how its goin to be...we became to cool for him!!! o thats right you heard me....were to cool for him...and hes just mad that hes not cool enough to be cool with us cause hes just to uncool.....im in a very bad mood...loho got my high score in snake....and now i cant get rid of it...i called up nokia and asked what to do ...and they didnt know!!im very enraged at the fact that a fellow friend of mine would do such a thing to my personal property...my phone!!infact i think im goin to buy a new phone just so i can get rid of the high score...o thats right....rob you can have my old phone.... quote "You know what burns my ass? What? A flame about three feet high!" Current Mood:  pissed off |
| 3:22 pm |
i leave you with this quote...."Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice." |
| 1:09 am |
quotes....
i have now decided that i will try to leave a quote every day....some with meaning to my days actions...some not...yet here is todays...my quote will come from matthew perry "I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me." |
| 12:36 am |
yes it has been a long time!...i have just come to the conclusin with my fellow colegges that we resemble in a close way to the show friends...me being chandler...joe being joe...ross being ross...tina being pheobe...jordanna being monica...and loho being rachel...no we are not talkint about looks...cause sorry loho...but jennifer aniston is sooo hot...yet in the things we feel and do are soo much related...for instance....ross likes loho....and loho likes ross..yet in friends ross and rachel loved eachother....also joe and tina flirt yet never seem to hook up...yet in friends joe and pheobe always filrt...and never hook up...except once...liek the time tina gave joe head!! o yes..its scary how true it is...and yet one more is how i have begun to like jordanna...cause chandler is friends with monica for a long long time...and they began to like eachother....just like i have to jordanna....so its true...we sit around and do nothing...some of us having jobs...some not...some being funnier then others...sorry ross...but its true chandler and joey are the funny ones....tina..your not soo funny...as phoebe is...but you sure are funny lookin!and that makes up for it....joe gets the most random girls...as does joe in real life....brian doesnt get many girls..but when he does...they last...as does chandler..and ross...lets forget about ross...or loho just might become a lesbian...wow..that was a lot of writing for my second journal....later Current Mood: amused |
| Thursday, June 28th, 2001 |
| 12:44 am |
My day was pretty good till I got home today. I went to six flags with my sister and a few others and had a good time. We went in the safari you drive through. It was mad cool...a 2 monkeys peed on my sisters car. Then one dropped a duce on the front of the car as he was walking away. We thought it was all over, until a monkey started playing with him self and got a huge boner...and I mean for a guy that size..it was big!..after I almost puked from seeing that...we went on some more rides...then we left. After I got home was too afraid to call robs house. Last night we threw some dirt at his sisters window...and she said some one was trying to break in or something so I didn't know what his mom was going to say to me. Its real unfair cause my sisters boy friend is sleeping over for the second day in a row!!!I cant even have girls in my room no less sleep over. my sister is definitely favored around here. but what are you going to do..I'm supposed to go over robs house to hang out with Joe jordanna steph and Erika. We can only hope our plans work out. Michele is really making me mad right now. She is pissing me off a lot lately. o god...now I don't think were talking anymore..its ok its time I moved on to someone else...I've been depressing over her for wayyyyy to long. so I think im going to just end it with her cause shes a real bitch right now. and its only making me depressed. going to bed...later Current Mood: aggravated |
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